723 | Face Me

723 | Face Me

August 24, 2014 | 8:16 pm, by Pascalle Lepas

Naveed NOOOOO. You can’t win!!!

REMEMBER: Zap! also updates on Thursday now. Some people still didn’t know! So, there you go.

Anyway, I’ve talked about this before, but Zap! is going to be over soon! It’s crazy, I know! It’s been going on since 2003 and some of you have been reading it that entire time. That’s nuts! So, if you want to keep up with me after Zap!, I have  tumblr, twitter, and DeviantART accounts where I regularly post stuff. *group hug* See you Thursday for another page!



Comments

  • Canin Christell

    This is either a trick, or attempted suicide. I see no reason why she’d end her life, unless she expects her dream boy to not survive.

    So. In other words:

    DON’T FALL FOR IT, ZAP!

  • Shadowmerc

    all he has to do is telekinetically project 100 mice running around on
    the floor and he’s good to go……or whip out a lazer pointer.

  • or she’s trying to stall him…

  • Canin Christell

    I feel like that falls under the trick category? Her trying to goad him into something that doesn’t work in his favor.

  • safyrejet

    STOP! I have to stall you!

    Geez, Zap. Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer….

  • “Now why would I want to do that? I have no grudge against you, unlike my girlfriend who is mad at you for killing Ephraim, (who’s not actually dead…) or I don’t know, maybe it’s because you cut off her arm, (though I don’t know why she’s complaining, having a plasma cannon for a hand is WAY cooler… hmm… note to self, I wonder if Kasey can come up with some other attachments…) ANYway, I should probably thank you, since you’re the one who helped me put my grand plan in motion by erasing my memory (though, ironically, I can’t remember if you were complicit in that act or if I duped you into it…). Now, if you don’t mind (and, honestly, even if you do), I have a girlfriend in danger and a ship that has a teleportation feature, so Buh-bye!”

  • LinuxTheKid

    I think she blames Zap,and to an extent, herself for everything that has happened, to include her relationship with Gunner. I don’t think she expects to walk out of this encounter with Zap, and in fact has her mind dead set on that.

  • Speedy Marsh

    Pascalle, what’s the issue number of the final page of Zap? I tend to pause my DVR, when a show ‘s almost over, to see how much time is left. So, my remote thumb is getting twitchy, wondering just how long we have left.

    I think it would be cool, if every few months, or maybe once a year, you added two or three pages, keeping us up to date with the lives of what’s left of the cast. You could do pages that looked kinda like Facebook posts, like, “Check out Zap Junior’s first steps! It’s been quite a year. I burned out a power cell in my arm cannon. Kasey said it wasn’t designed for incinerating diapers every day.”

    Also, it would be fun if Zap! was the favorite sci-fi TV show of one of the characters in Wilde Life. Every now and then, you could have a TV in the background of their living room, with Zap! characters on the screen.

  • Astralfury

    Gunner should have copied Zap’s psychic shield idea if he can as it would at the very least keep Zap there slightly longer

  • Speedy Marsh

    I kinda wonder if she might say something like, “You can stop him, but I won’t let you kill him.”

    I know she enjoys a good slaughter, maybe even a genocide. But even she has her limits. Gunner’s not killing for fun, and not even for revenge, anymore. Now, it’s an unhealthy obsession, that’s driving him, and it has no desire to ever let him go, before it claims him as its final victim.

  • BGrossnickle

    I find it hard to believe that Zap (super psychic boy) would have fallen for that (Naveed faking to be Gunner) in the first place.

  • fairportfan

    Blow her damned head off and get back top the ship, Zap.

  • John Smith

    “Well, since you asked so nicely…” :)

  • Jorge L. Carreras Jr.

    Your furry racism is most disturbing. (Sees Darth Vader force choke Shadowmerc.)

  • Crestlinger

    Stare off! Cat Vs. Psychic! Fight!

  • Zap can teleport himself, right? Oh, if he can’t, just teleport the crew to him, then Naveed to the ship, then tell Excelsior to self destruct. Win!

  • 759 is the final page.

  • Kindra Coates

    Story of Naveed’s life: no one wants to play with her. First Gunner, now Zap.

  • Ori Klein

    Seriously, Zap? You going to let this lame distraction keep you? Just teleport into Excelsior already.

  • anon

    Final page of the story, but… there will be some sort of encore, right?

  • That’s the last page of the epilogue.

  • sunphoenix

    GODS! ‘Forgive me ..’ But Naveed’s sooo DAMNED SEXY!

  • sunphoenix

    This is NOT a distraction!
    This is… sadly a Zap-Assisted suicide. Naveed wants to die. I don’t think she wants to live with the Gunner he has become.. but she loves him still and knows should he call she’d come a running.. but what she fears most.. is he won’t call for her that he finally abandons her for his madness. I don’t think Naveed wants to face that.

    This is a suicide. Her last chance to show Gunner.. how devoted she is… maybe he will miss her when she’s gone for good? And maybe he’ll finally know the pain and abandonment he’s put her through?

    I could be wrong… but Yeah. Sad.

  • Koh

    Alternative:
    Naveed: Stop!
    Naveed: Kiss me!
    Zap: What?
    Naveed: KISS ME!

  • Koh

    Then it can either get all awkward or if Zap just walks away she can then go with the ‘draw sword and FACE ME!’ approach.

    Turns out all she wanted was a little TLC. Is that so much to ask?

  • Shadowmerc

    AAAACK!, HAAAACK!, COUGH!!………

    *beans vader with a padme doll*

    NOW CUT THAT OUT!
    *ahem*
    I am not a furry racist, i love kitties, which is why i said nothing to the effect of zap telekinetically dismembering her.

    on that note, i would love to see a pic of naveed with her arms held out forward and a mischevious kitty smile on her face saying “snuggle me!”….claws fully extended.

  • Canin Christell

    Holy cow we’re pretty close. I didn’t know it was -that- close.

  • YEP!!!

  • safyrejet

    That’s even funnier to me right now because over at another comic the characters are mixing up “kiss” and “kill”.
    So alternate alternative:
    Naveed: Stop! Kill Me!
    Zap: What?
    Naveed: KILL ME!

    Which kinda works too.

  • Sandman366

    I hate to be rude but….

    …why? You’re not the problem, it only wastes time, and if he actually tried….then her chances of winning are so low they may as well be negative. I think the only way this ends well for her is if Zap manages to pacify Gunnar, which also has practically nil chance. Otherwise her boyfriend’s dead, and/or she’s dead/horribly, horribly wounded. And the best chance at pacifying Gunnar is probably if Zap is…well…..there to help.

    So really….why?

  • chrisbrady

    Like she’s a threat. Really. Come on. TK bubble around her, throw her up. And let her fall down. Boom, she’s out of the fight. And not killed, just out cold. Cuz he’s that powerful.

    I know you guys have this plan, but really? Naveed is no threat to Zap. I have no sense of forbidding here. I’m just like, ‘Really? This is going to be a thing?’ I’ve lost my suspension of disbelief, based on everything you guys have shown us about Psychics.

  • Bitch!

  • JasonAW3

    Why bother with mice or a laser pointer? Throw her an open bag of catnip or a ball of catnip laced yarn. Cats are well known to have ADHD, so this should be the perfect distraction for her!

  • Amazing. It is like every time she does it with Gunner, her tits get smaller. Now they’re down to B-cup, depleting rapidly towards A.

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