580 | This Means War

whoa! i’m kind of scared. like if billings was soft (apparently blew up entire planets full of cool sentient beings)…now they’re going to declare war on the “rebels.”? i don’t think i want to see “hard.”

sh*! just got real

Indeed it did, and having gotten real it is now going down. Upon getting down it will then promptly hit the fan. This will give it the potential to develop into a veritable sh!tstorm.

Ohhhh, I remember these guys!!

Spellcheck?

Oh yes, galaxy, this is a face you can *trust*…

Hey, remember when this was a comedy?

Interesting to note that he seems to be talking to an empty room here.

When hunting rodents, check your OWN house first.

Strangely, he’s not doing that.

IDK, somehow it is lackluster for me.
Colour me the odd ball.

Also, Hi Guile, LTNS!

I still have a bit of a problem with this “Earthlings” thing.
The GEF or galactic empire or whatever-it-was is comprised of multiple different races serving throughout.
You even have a what-its-called standing right there next to you.
Yet “humans” are still the sole center of attention…eh?

That shiny metal eye.  I want to poke at it.  *poke*

Also after a childhood of Saturday morning Looney Toons, I can’t read “This means war” in anything except a Bugs Bunny voice.  And I always put an “of course you know” in front of it.

[singing]
potato, pototo,.tomato, tomoto….lets call the whole thing off…[/singing]

 [potheadlogic]
dudes,..its like,..we all have a…..wait, what was i
saying?….*giggle*……we all have a little earthling in us man, its
all good, its all good….have a brownie.
[/potheadlogic]

[galacticdictator]
we are the center of the universe here at the Galactic Earth Federation”
we have strived to perfect a more safe and secure society with earth at
it’s core, but made up of many worlds and species!!

we shall not sit back and allow those who would threaten our power
grab…err, our efforts to rule the galaxy…um,..we have nothing but
your best interests at heart!!

we shall not cease until all citizens of the “Galactic Earth Federation”
are under our complete control with a galactic fun buck in one hand and a copy of ‘galactic G-strings monthly’ in the other!!
[/galacticdictator]

[pointlessJFKreference]
back and to the left……back and to the left…..BACK!, and to the left.
[pointlessJFKreference]

[emphasis]
Galactic Earth Federation –> galactic earth citizens = galactic earthlings
[/emphasis]

Rami, dont make me pull out the slides, graphs, laser pointers and powerpoint display.

Still looks like he can grow flower on his head-lawn though.

Wash: This comic strip is about to get pretty interesting!
Captain Malcom Reynolds: Define interesting
Wash: Oh God, Oh God, they’re all going to die?

Exquisite!

;)

 SHAME ON ME!

UGH! SORRY.

I fixed it and am terrible.

 if that is soft, then destroying a star will be hard?

But “decleration” is still there, in the last speech balloon. It thought itself safe, hidden in the shadow of the missing “will”. But that “will” was there when I came to rest my eyes upon the page! So there was no place to hide.

 but. but.. I’m sure they like destroying rocks

Of cource the do! Everyone likes that! But unles there civilisation living on those rocks…

 If you’re going to make a power-grab, better just make it all the way.

I think George W. did the same thing.  Declaring war on terrorism is like declaring war on hunger it’s just an empty broad load of BS to say that “the ends justify the means.”  *_*

 Too many speech bubbles. No point in drawing it.

Ah I thought s/he snuck off for some covert reason. Guess not then :)

Like a sir!