561 | Kill All Humans

561 | Kill All Humans

December 18, 2011 | 10:54 pm, by Pascalle Lepas

“Hey, sexy mama. Wanna kill all humans?”



Comments

  • 15,000 sentient species and he wants to kill the one that gives you the best bonuses in D&D?!

  • Willow_kidd

    I was wondering if I was the only one that read that in Bender’s voice.  Glad to know I’m not the only one who’s brain drifted there.

  • I suppose this might also explain Gunner’s subtle romantic interest in Naveed. I mean, the woman hates most humans aside for him and his immediate company. And as a benefit, any offspring that they might produce wouldn’t be entirely human or entirely catgirl (I have NO idea what species you’ve given her).

  • Naveed is a Felinian. It is mentioned early on in the comic. :)

  • Check my note under the comic. It was entirely intentional. :)

  • When life gives you lemons, kill all humans.

  • Willow_kidd

    I love you guys.

  • Ramification

    Sorry to disappoint, Gunner. But the moment your character turned down this cliché road you’ve signed your expiration date.
    Prodigy dictates that Invaders Must Die. And thus, your emo tirade is about to promptly meet an abrupt end.

  • Honestly, you seem so mad! What did you think Gunner was really up to all this time?

  • The_rippy_one

    With burning, exploding lemons.

  • The_rippy_one

    I was sort of hoping he was hunting for the ultimate dessert recipe – a dessert so universally tasty that it would drive all thoughts of war and hatred out of the minds of everyone who ate it, and so tempting that no sentient could resist its pull. Trick being you needed a steady supply of Lost Ones to make it. Gunner needs babies for world peace!

  • Anonymous

    I thought he was searching for cat nip to make his widdle naveed happy and feisty before  he “pets The kitty”

  • Shepard

    Dude he’s not going after the dwarves who are far superieror than humans *cough cough*

  • Ramification

    *chuckle heartily*
    I’m not mad, simply a little disappointed. And a second glimpse at “kill all humans!” triggered instantly the reply that “invaders must die!”.
    Also, I’m going to tune in to that track now. Yum.

  • Audax

    I think it’s deeper than that… Like maybe taking revenge a bit too far, maybe some misplaced blame of “These humans did this, all humans must be that bad” So yeah, back to the Magneto comparison

  • Daniel Kauwe

    fantastic series.  took me nearly 6 days to read from start to this point and normally, i’d say it would have taken me 12 hours or less but i kept stopping to savor different points.  really amazing.  now to buy the dead tree version…poor trees :P

  •  Well, you caught up at a pretty good time! A lot of plot points are coming together.

    Welcome! Glad to have you!

  • Daniel Kauwe

    thanks! at first i was like, hmm, this is kind of goofy but then i got totally sucked in and i was like, whooaa, this is really sophisticated!

    i’m excited to see how things come together.  i’m definitely excited to watch the maturation of the characters and the depth of the plot unfold.

  • Anonymous

    that made my day…

  • I fully endorse Gunner’s plan of action. BUT may I make a slight amendment?

    Expand the selection criteria.
    Why stop at just humans?
    Why not… say… all life in the Universe? =)

  • Crestlinger

    Methods of offing:
    Blood boiler- red EVERYWHERE
    Image implantation – the offed mayor actually catching his robot should suffice *heads explode
    Psychic provoking – stop breathing now
    Nature nuker – you will live as long as you don’t think about the colour purple ‘What colour is Gunner’s hair?’

  • Speedy Marsh

    Great. Turns out Gunner is Emo Anakin. I can almost hear the bad acting from episodes 2 & 3. Would someone please throw him in the lava already, and make sure he sinks. I know I said even the worst people can change, when I was talking about Naveed, but Emo Anakin just makes me wanna puke :p
    Well, at least Gunner and Naveed’s kids will end up on the good side of the force. ;)

  • Speedy Marsh

    Yeah, you have to be careful with your syntax when writing SQL commands.

  • Speedy Marsh

    Well, I thought it was the whole massacre thing that set him off, but now we know the Real reason – fangirls.

  • Speedy Marsh

    He, uh… seems more interested in Zap, anyways :p
    “Woe is me. Zap rejected me, so I’m going to wipe out the whole species that he’s adopted himself into.”
    (It’s gonna be a series on the Disney Channel next season)

  • Speedy Marsh

    Why stop at this universe. Wipe out all the alternates, too.

  • John Smith

    Oh great, another Thanos; that’s all we need.

  • Rexan

    Ooh, thanks for the link. There’s only a little there, but it’s good to have a creator highlight important pages as reminders. Much appreciated!

  • ReBoot Fan

    But, what about the effect on the ecosystem? So many animals depend on mice as a food source. What would happen to them?

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