552 | Doctor Gunner

552 | Doctor Gunner

October 16, 2011 | 11:12 pm, by Pascalle Lepas

Doctor Gunner delivers his diagnosis.



Comments

  • Vega

    Gunner demonstrates the Excaliber face.

  • Daeron

    You have outlived your usefulness… and then he brakes her neck, (Fatality)

    I know that prolly is not gonna happen but when he makes that face I can’t think of anything else he may do. 

  • evil713

    im betting he just rips the arm off, then gives here a psyarm.

  • Naveed: “Well, duh, of course it’s shattered. It was hit by a freakin’ Stickle Hammer!”

  • Smerc

    that doe eyes scene of naveed is well done. captures the hurt, scared look of a cat perfectly. everytime i see that look i just go awwwwww and snuggle them.

    also, maybe now we get to see if gunner is any good at those 200 piece puzzle sets.

  • Fasnooty

    Gunner is a smoooooooooth criminal

  • Angela Griffin

    *chews on napkin* I can’t decide whether I hate Gunner or LOVE him!

  • Anonymous

    So psys have x-ray vision?  Neato! 

  • Astralfury

    That’s just adorable! Naveed’s face in panels 2-3 shows the emotion perfectly. She might be a psychotic bitch, but she clearly is so for him :)

  • Particularly Gunner. More on that with next week’s page!

  • Yonlei_89

    qoe.setas.hola.como.tu.

  • She’s wondering if he just admitted caring for her.

    He sort of implies it, but doesn’t say it. “I sacrificed them to protect you, because I don’t care about them.”

    He at least said he likes her more than them. It sent her little black heart all aflutter.

  • Oh what I wouldn’t give for a wallpaper of panel two, Naveed looks like a lost kitten that just found her master. ^^

  • Safyrejet

    Yeah, getting hit by a giant hammer swung by a peeved sickle will do that…

    Dang you guys do such an awesome job of keeping Gunner at just the right balance of love him/hate him.

  • Donde estas la biblioteca?

  • :
    could we like not call it X-ray vision…that shit is the lamest “super power” ever invented.

    In reality, it would be sort of a mental echo-location. Where you “sense” and draw a mental image of the ‘hidden’.

    I guess it’s the Star Wars in me that ridicules “X-ray Vision”. :P

  • It is never called ‘x-ray vision’ nor is it really particularly similar to it. Gunner is a strong telekinetic, hence the whole “I can move bullets” aspect of his personality. He can interact with objects that he can’t physically touch, and has an awareness of those objects because of that.

    I don’t want to go into full detail until later. I’m just trying to avoid spoiling what happens next week. Be patient and less grumpy!

    :p

  • Proof once again that Stickle technology shatters everything it touches, no matter how simple. XD

  • Me llamo T-Bone, la Araña Discoteca!

  • Smerc

     its probably a little more than the injury, she is just a big cat and those
    of us that have ever had a cat know all too well that, although still loyal, one moment they
    can be the bain of your entire existence, black hearted, cruel and
    indiscriminate in their sinister rampages of unbridled destruction,….but then the next minute
    they are so timid, repressed and begging for your undying attention and
    forgiveness.

    or they just act like they didnt do anything….so you shoot them with the water gun again…or run them around in circles with a lazer pointer till they are too tired to terrorize.

    gunner acts similar to someone i know,  i cannot trust him due to the fact that i know  he will turn on anyone in a heartbeat if it suites his needs and he has everyone else fooled, all i can do is catch the victims as they fall into his mind trap.

    this will be interesting to see gunners true intentions toward naveed, whether heartfelt and personal….or just plain sinister.

  • Guest

    not a lot of cats wear lipstick and hotpants

  • Anonymous

    she needs to get a bionic left arm, that way she and Reona can be twins!

  • Astralfury

    I like it, the low key level of their feelings/relationship (at least from Gunner’s side) works well with their characters – somehow I think it might lose the effect if it was openly a relationship.

    I suspect you’re never going to have Gunner come out and admit what he feels either way unless Naveed dies or they are both in serious danger of doing so with no way out.

    And you know what? I wouldn’t have them any other way :)

  • Would you prefer “Penetration Vision”?

    ;)

  • Foxstab

    I sure hope he’s not going to “mend bones” tele-kinetikally as that is logically unsound for a number of biological and physical reasons. It simply doesn’t “work” like that..
    Which is where this pseudo-touching “oh, he cares about kitty, he’s gonna fix
    her” moment is seemingly going to…unless you do the exact opposite and
    he breaks it even further to make her scream in agony and make a point
    of how little he gives a damn about his pawns and how they should do his
    bidding and be happy with whatever fate brings unless they want to die
    painfully by his own “hands”.

  • Foxstab

    Well, the script botched up that reply completely. How fun.

  • He can alter the path of bullets with his brain: “Okay. Sounds good. I believe it.”

    He can mend bones with his brain: “That is impossible. How could you ask me to believe it.”

    For real?? lol

  • Once, Pascalle talked about how she didn’t understand why anyone would empathize with Naveed. Something visceral wants me to believe that she will turn from her dark, stupid ways and join the good guys. I don’t know why, but this “page” only reinforces it. I keep thinking she’ll realize how unbelievably cruel Gunner is, and that he doesn’t care for her at all, and she’ll defect. Maybe she’ll never be trusted on the other side, but she’ll at least stop working for the bad guys. Perhaps in the future she’ll be able to prove herself to the Good Guys ;)

    Just lost in my own little fantasy world here :)

  •  This sounds like a case for FANFICTION!

    : )

  • Gunner is a master of manipulation. He says and does just enough to get the reaction he wants out of people.

    So, I guess the guy you know is a manipulator too. They are not good people to be friends with. :/

  • Discoteca, muñeca, La biblioteca Está en bigotes grandes, el perro, manteca.

  •  Oh, he’ll penetra–

    Nevermind.

  • This is my stickle hammer. I use it to blow up buildings.

  • manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeño
    cabeza es nieve cerveza es buena

  •  Buenos dias, me gusta papas frías, los bigotes de la cabra Es Cameron Diaz.

  • yeah boy, boy
    yeah
    what, it’s 2009
    word

  • :D

  • Anonymous

    It’s totally plausible to me.  Stargate Atlantis gave McKay healing, mind-reading and telekinetic powers in the “Tao of Rodney”, when he nearly “ascended” (aka became a super psychic ball of energy)…Yes, I just referenced SGA…and I enjoy lame names for things. ;) 

  • D:<

    I not grumpy.

    …okay…meeeybeee a lil :P
    <3

  • Totality

    yin and Yang my friend, in the most evil of us all there is a small spark of good, as there is the temptation for sin in even the most saintly among us.  Gunner and Naveed’s tender moments aside. Fyckem.

  • Astralfury

    I have a feeling that you probably would not want to see any fanfiction of your stuff, Pascalle! Given what “fanfiction” of anything else usually entails… *shudders*.

  • Smerc

    you know the old adage,..keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

    so long as i can throw a life preserver to those who get sucked in then it is an acceptable risk till he falls prey to himself.

  • Oh MAN. A few years ago someone was writing ZapxGunner slash on their blog. I got a google alert about it.

    I should have saved it. It was tuuuuurrrible.

  • Foxstab

    Plausible deniability.

    For bullets we’ve been socially engineered by science fiction for decades to turn the concept of psycho-kinetic telepaths, being so adept at utilizing their latent abilities and their talent being powerful as to, sensing bullets at a great distance and being subconsciously fast enough in cerebral reflex as to affect them (as well as pseudo-theories of psycho-kinesis acting in a sub-dimensional level that circumvent reality/bends onto 4th dimension, et cetera divination/clairvoyance ability pseudo-theories) onto believable reality.

    However, there is no fiction (admittedly – that I’m aware of), with supportive pseudo-theories as to overcome the difficulty-encumbering factors involved with mending bones telekinetically. As well this raises the issue of just how powerful is the individual, as the level required would be by far exceeding that of a ‘mere’ “force choke” or bullets. We’re talking affecting the bio-sphere at the nano level, an entire section of the biosphere at that – manipulating and controlling millions of micron objects at once.

  • Woah, hold on. I can’t tell if you’re trolling or not now.

    Your argument sounds like you’re asserting that because you haven’t previously seen telekinetic healing in other media that you will find it implausible, but because you’ve seen telekinetic “bullet bending” in other stories you are more apt to accept it.

    That is a ridiculous argument.

  • Safyrejet

    The thing I’ve always liked about sci fi and fantasy type stuff is that rules and physics and stuff can be broken and redesigned to make things ‘work’ however you want.  Isn’t that the point?   

    That said, if the desire to make it plausible within some sciency logic is there, I actually think that if some character has the ability to manipulate large objects with their minds, telekinetically or whatever, then wouldn’t it actually be easier for them to manage some smaller biological scale healing?  I mean stopping a bullet with your mind, you’re simultaneously altering the physical laws of like everything on trillions of billions of metallic atoms.  That sounds like it would take a whole hecka lot of mental brain power to me.  However if someone were to focus on a few hundred or few thousand atoms at a time to induce a healing regrowth or physical remerging of broken atomic bonds, that seems like it’d be less energy intensive.  Sure it would take time to heal something as drastic as Naveed’s shattered arm but if Gunner were to start inducing regrowth of bone atoms around her arm over say the next hour that sounds like an easier task than stopping a bullet which among other things would involve stopping all momentum, displacing all forms of energy, preventing all repercussions from breaking laws of cause and effect on the system within which the bullet is interacting and doing all that in a matter of milliseconds or less.  But then I’m probably overthinking this.  Please carry on with the awesome story, I don’t care much if it fits some logical picture of “science.”  I deal enough with real science already.

  • Violet Black

    I think stopping/deflecting bullets is bound to be slightly simpler than reassembling shattered bone fragments. In the first case, you’ve got three dimensions of air to move them around in, but in the second case, there are still-living tissues all over the place that might block a path of motion, plus the problem of making the fragments adhere to one another as a cohesive whole again. I’m sure there’s a workaround, probably hijacking the body’s built-in healing mechanisms to some degree, but it’s difficult to envision thus far. It would probably help if I had a medical background. ^_^;

  • Paul

    I wonder if anyone noted that when he tells naveed that he doesn’t caer about the others he doesn’t exactly state that he cares about naveed. He just lets her fill in that blank …

    I’ve known friends who have had relationships very much like that …

    Whatever Gunner does it won’t be just to cause pain – he has a plan so if he rips the arm off or whatever, it will be according to his plan for Naveed.

    Just my 5 pence …

  • Paul

    Pl;us, I know that the other characters storyline development is important, but this web comic is starting to become “everyone but Zap!” …

    I wonder how the poor chap is …

  • Foxstab

    The Reply button failed to show so I guess I’ll have to answer to myself.
    @lepas:disqus Admittedly it is somewhat ridiculous. At this point I’m basically like a StarTrek nerd pulling out some data sheets to argue why The Enterprise-B should win a fight versus a Vor’cha or something. And when it gets to fanboy fiction arguments…well…ridiculous is an understatement. So I’ll just withdraw at this point before I embarrass myself further.

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